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26th March 2014

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Anonymous said: Do you believe skinny men can be attractive?

Yeah of course. Men are just attractive in general. So attractive. What an attractive group of people. Yall so attractive. Here is an example of  skinny men I find attractive. 

Here are a few skinny men that I think are attractive:

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Is it problematic that a large portion of the skinnier men that I find attractive also look a lil strung out? Probably. But oh well. I’m all mixed up apparently. I like strung out looking skinny guys, unintelligent and violent looking muscular in-between guys, and adorably cute nice and goofy looking chubby/fat guys. I dunno how you want to analyze that but it’s just my life.

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24th February 2014

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yamaberg said: Hey hey hey?

HEY HEY HEY!!!!

SCABBY URETHRA LINING!!!!

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Sorry what?

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18th February 2014

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Anonymous said: I saw your beautiful post on my feed and then I searched your selfies, great! Are you also gender fluid?

Erm… I think I’m just me.

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30th December 2013

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Anonymous said: Who's the hot boy with the hat and the hot boy with the pea coat?

Hahaha, the dude in the hat is my older brother, and the other dude is a really close family friend of ours, sort of like a brother.

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26th December 2013

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endternet-deactivated20140409 said: I have a feeling you'd like my blog (especially my uploads in the Comics section of my page).

Indeed. Very neat.

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19th November 2013

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delcisco said: Diggin your blog and stuff!

WHY THANK YOU VERY SLUTCH!!!!!

been a while since my last satan baby…

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1st October 2013

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shellyduvall said: i was journeying through the great depths of yourworldoftext and saw your url by the "road" and i am informing u of that

Hahahaha oh man that was from a loonnnnnnngggggg time ago. I used to love yourworldoftext.

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8th September 2013

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yamaberg said: How are you? Read any manga? what is up in your life?

I am good! I have not read any manga no… I’m reading this book of poems right now. Called Till I End My Song. It’s like a collection of the very last poems ever written by famous authors right before they died. It’s pretty cool. Not much is up with my life. I’m supposed to be doing homework but instead I just played music and sat around and read my book and tried to figure out halloween costumes. Posting cause I think peeps should read Till I End My Song. Plus satan baby this way.

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8th September 2013

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Anonymous said: What if your eyelashes were pubes?

When someone passed out drunk at a party, other people would tie their eyelash pubes together so that they couldn’t open their eyes the whole way when they woke up. Then they’d take pictures.

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8th September 2013

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Anonymous said: What if instead of turning on your shower via knobs, you had to make your bathroom ceiling cry by yelling at it?

People would start buying apartments based on how emotionally unstable the shower was. The more depressed and easily upset the shower, the more in demand it would be, the higher the rent would be. Then there would have to be a civil rights act for showers.

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8th September 2013

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Anonymous said: What if when police played "good cop/ bad cop" one of them was just really bad at their job. Like the good cop would ask the perp where he hid the body and the bad cop would just get really fixated on a pop tart and wander off.

Hahahaha, uhm. You should watch ‘The Other Guys.’ Because that’s basically exactly what happens.

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8th September 2013

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Anonymous said: What if dicks came off like salamander tails? Would crazy people keep old dicks from old lovers in scrapbooks?

More likely there would be restaurants that specialize in dicks.

Also teeth during blowjobs wouldn’t be frowned upon as much.

Also when it grows back is it always the same size? I feel like people who were insecure about their dicks would take to ripping theirs off all the time in hopes that it would grow back a different size.

Also I feel like guys masturbating really hard would accidentally pull their dicks off really often.

ALSO just like it’s frowned upon to lose yer boner mid sex… if you were having sex with a girl and yer dick fell off during… you would have to stop to like… fish out the dick because otherwise if you just kept going your new replacement dick would just be ramming your old dick into her and that would be uncomfortable.

Also there would be less of a market for dildos.

Also guys would insist that their spouses use their ripped off dicks to masturbate with.

Also dicks of celebrities would def. get stolen and auctioned off/replicated so that people could pretend they were having sex with Brad Pitt, Mitt Romney, etc.

Also if there was a boy in school who was rumored to have a great dick but who everyone fucking hated and didn’t want to date, his dick would just circulate but no one would date him.

These are all of the possibilities I could think of.

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8th September 2013

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Anonymous said: Hey guess what? you're super super fucking sexy. Also super fucking cool.

I know it’s crazy. Sometimes I go to sleep and in my dream I forget about how sexy I am and then I wake up and I spend three hours looking in the mirror impressed by how sexy I am.

It’s a bit overwhelming at times. It makes it hard for me to go outside.

I can’t handle all of the cameras… but I make myself do it anyway because it’s my way to give back to society, to let them experience my sexiness.

But yeah… thanks chodey.

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26th August 2013

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Anonymous said: Holding a golden snitch, a wand and glasses. It's supposed to be from Harry Potter but instead we get to role play with fucking Chinese shit.

That is true… but I didn’t buy it my sister did… so I don’t feel ripped off.

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29th July 2013

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Anonymous said: I am always so nicely surprised by the things you post. You never get too rutted into a theme.

OH EM SLUTS!!!!!! Thank you.

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