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I have two faaaavorite comebacks to cosplay creeps.
Scenario 1: This guy is interviewing me as Deadpool. He is gesturing to my chest and asks me what makes me better than regular Deadpool. “Because my without my healing factor, I can bleed for 5 days and not die.” Insert flabbergasted interviewer.
Scenario 2: I was Poison Ivy and a DIFFERENT interviewer. His friends/camera crew approached me, very nicely, and asked for an interview. I agree. Then he turns to the camera and says something to the effect that I MUST be the REAL Poison Ivy because he can’t stop itching from last night. So I deadpan it and tell him he must be the Flash’s secret identity since he was the fastest man alive last night. They had to stop filming because his friends laughed so hard and he turned bright red. He apologized and I told him he was forgiven if they kept that zing in there.
Look, we know you’re trying to be funny. But TRYING to be funny and ACTUALLY being funny are two different things. You’re surrounded by attractive people in skimpy and not skimpy outfits. Most reactions of cosplayers are ” :| ” to the jokes when they’re trying to put on a smile to be friendly.
Just… don’t. Please.
For realzies. All of the cultures who are generalized as being HYPER into females are always the same fucking cultures that push us away completely, creep us the fuck out, and make us feel unwelcome or alienated just by existing within them. Counter-productive fellas?
Think about it.
The entire comic world.
The entire video game world.
The entire sci-fi world.
The entire metal world.
The punk world.
The entire sports world.
The entire hip-hop world.
If yall are “SOOOOO INTO WOMEN,” as you claim to be, make us want to be a part of your lame cultural events perhaps?? Then maybe we’ll fucking talk to you. Probably not though.
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Hanukkah technically ended two hours ago but… I really wanted to post this and forgot!
Deadpool V4 #16
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