Bat Skater Dress
THE EYE OF SAURON, AN EVIL EYE, RIMMED WITH FIRE & GLAZED, YELLOW AS A CAT’S, WATCHFUL & INTENT WITH A BLACK SLIT OF A PUPIL OPENING INTO A PIT, A WINDOW INTO NOTHING. AT THE PORK SHOP!
LADIES WILL LOOK AT YOU DIFFERENT WHEN YOU’RE WEARING THIS ONE. WEAR IT TO THE BEACH & SEE MOTHERS & THEIR DAUGHTERS GIVE YOU THAT SIDEWAYS GLANCE & GRIN. WEAR IT TO THE GROCERY STORE & SEE THEIR EYES GLISTEN WITH DESIRE. YES, YOU’LL BE IMPROVING EVERYONE’S DAY WITH THIS DELIGHTFUL T-SHIRT. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
I appreciate this shirt.
Oh my god that’s the ideal Tie. This is Plato’s Universal Tie. This is it right here. I know it can’t be but it is. This is the one. This Tie is fucking breaking through dimensions and shit. This is The Tie.
you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying
I would look fucking fabulous in the fifth one. Just fucking saying.
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