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So yall, I’m in Salem Mass. right now, chillin at a super fancy hotel I can’t even afford called the Hawthorne like a boss. Tomorrow I’m going to the witch museum… also like a boss. But I just wanted to let you guys know that uhm, when I was in Leroy NY visiting my cousin and uncle, which is this like… nowhere town with a population of like… two, I went to the Jello museum, which is the only thing they have in the whole town besides a liquor store and a karate place, cause Jello used to be made there… So, even though I’m a vegetarian and don’t even eat Jello, we went to the museum, which was terrible and the host lady was a total racist… Anyway while we were there they had these boxers… which I dunno if you can see, but they say “Watch it Wiggle! See it Jiggle! Jello!” And uhm… it was so so so so so hard for me not to get them for one of my guy friends… but I didn’t. Be proud guys… be proud.